and it shaked when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly

Oh man, the mystery Q has all the teeth and fangs out tonight!

Not to fear little ones, like a fitzgig from The Dark Crystal my yap is more than my trap.

And so, Kombucha.

Kombucha is a type of “mushroom” (actually a colony of bacteria, yeasts and celuose – more like a jellyfish than a mushroom) that makes this crazy health juice. Drinking it brings in helpful digestive bacteria and strengthens your immune system.

Yeah, it’s great stuffs, and sadly with my teeth and fangs out the way I do, I’m not gonna be able to get as riffed as I can, so there you go. A teaser for a blog that may or may not exist.

Muhahaha.

Jellyfish, on the other hand, amaze me. Jellies have been in existence since the beginning of life on this planet, before the fish, before the reptiles, long before mammals jellies ruled the school that is big mamma Earth. As temperatures rise, oceanic living conditions will improve for Ms. J-fish and her backup singers, and like a good old fashioned mafia rub-out, will eventually replace every living creature in the world’s wide seas.

Mr burns the jellyfish is rubbing its tentacles saying “Excellent.”

Bill and Ted the jellyfish (in the band wild scallops) also say, “Excellent,” but in an entirely different way.

My wife, sleeping above me, is softly snoring. It sounds exactly like a human imitating an Inkjet printer. If she were a jellyfish, the others would find her a bit eccentric because they have no concept of inkjet printers.

Oh well, their loss. I kinda find it cute.

Waffles.