Friday, April 14, 2017

Playing with my food

Today, The refrigerator is pretending to be a clock. This is an improvement, usually it tries to be an arcade game.

Have you ever tried to play your refrigerator like an arcade game? It's tough!

First, you don't know where is an appropriate place to put quarters.
Second, unless you have an impressive selection of word magnets, the games aren't that satisfying.
Finally, trying to tilt your refrigerator to improve your score only results in bruised cucumbers.

Still, there are games one can play...

For the last couple of years there has been a debate on who is the Expert... of Sports! This debate is decided by the yearly March Madness tourney. For the last couple of years, our bracket has sat on the fridge held up in front of a large magnet that gives us the 2015 Blue Jays schedule.

Less fun games include "How Old Is It? and it's sequel "I'm not Cleaning This" By the looks of it, these are games I'm going to lose this week.

Finally, our fridge is always happy to play a game similar to an episode of the TV show "Chopped" Victories of this game include the staple of Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise sandwiches (the onion-less sandwich version of war-frites) and realizing that everything can go on home made pizza.
Losses of this game include the time I tried to cook perogies in my coffee, and that time in Boston where I lost my macaroni's cheese powder packet and tried to improvise...

So... friends. any suggestions of what I can do with a banana?

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