Any Last Words?

Her last words to me: Eat a banana when i’m gone.

I didn’t know what to think when she said it. Was she being kinky or literal?

What kind of banana, would banana flavoring work? Also for how long? Would I have to eat a banana every time I noticed that she was gone?

My grandma had to modify her diet from eating too much potassium. Would I start messing up my nervous system from banana overload?

Or was this a metaphor? What sort of dark and kinky desires does she have in mind when telling me to eat a banana while she’s gone. If she means what i think she means, I’m not sure i’m okay with this.

Or is the metaphor actually about bananas? Bananas are cheap. Perhaps this is her way of encouraging my spending habits during her week long absence. Banana’s are healthy. Is this a subtle way to tell me not to gorge myself of unfit foods?

WAIT! I know what she meant. We both are clowns. To “Eat it” is to commit a pratfall minus the prat. By telling to, “Eat a banana while she’s gone” I’m being encouraged to improve my physical comedy chops so we can integrate it into our show for the summer.

Well then, this should be appealing! If I have a black eye or missing teeth in the next week, you now know why!

*Update* OK, so after talking with her more, she just has an extra banana that she needs me to eat before it goes bad. Because she won’t be here to make a smoothie. For some reason I feel oddly let down.