What to write when there's nothing to write

Balls. I got nothing.

And one hell of a lot of that nothing at that.

Can't bring it to the dump, they won't take it.

Can't sell it on Ebay, cause it's Illegal.

Can't give it at Christmas, because children will cry.

Can't burn it.

Can't bury it.

Can't kill it.

Heck, there's only two things that I know to do with it

Carry it around with me

Or

Elect it.

But no one likes those options.

I wonder if you can write it.

Apparently so.

Yippie-yi-oh-ki-yay!