A lesson for today

When One lives the life of a clown, one get's familiar with the phrase, "April Reality"

It's a dusky Friday night. Colder than I want and rainy to boot.

Anne of green gables stares just above my head out from a streetcar ad.

I am going to use tbh e next section as a sentence generation game wish me luck

Confirming that i will be there at Five tomorrow. Thanks again for all the time I have been working with you. If you are the same thing as last week, I am a little bit more about this one. It was a good day. We will have to go back to the airport and the other one was the first place. I will be there at Five tomorrow. Thanks again in my head and shoulders the same thing happened.

Firstbutton only :

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Repetitive much? Les try middle autofill :

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Okay, that gets old fast. Final button... Go:

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What is this a song lyric?

Nope just another blog on a dusky Friday night.

Alright… it’s a day for today.

Not much time but lots of pep. That’s my today.

My tonight will be filled with clay.

If things go well that is.

What to say in a day like today. I feel like I am forgetting something…

IAM!

bye!

Totally Tea

As a farm boy, falling off wagons is a thing I tend to avoid. The best way for doing this is to never find oneself in a situation where one has to get on a wagon in the first place.

Side effects of this include being run over by a wagon of pumpkins… but I’ll let it pass.

I’m developing a fringe persona. He doesn’t drink, smoke or do drugs. In part he exists because I don’t smoke or do drugs. Drinking is a much more nuanced part of who I am. I do drink, but when on the road i often choose not to. Why? Well, it’s expensive. There’s other reasons, but mostly it boils down to this.  In general I spend way too much on food, and a pint of beer usually costs about half as much as my entree.

In other places in my other lives, booze was the gateway to insider/outsider status. People who didn’t drink were mistrusted. It was like a mystery religion, and once I became a member i started to generate companions. This is still a part of touring society, and by choosing not to participate, I will never become deeply entrenched.

However. The amount of people who’ve made the same choice as i have are growing. It’s becoming a mystery religion of its own, the friends who chose to not. It’s good to not feel alone.

I’m curious to see how this plays out over the years. Is this bout of temperance temporary? Or will I become straight edge long after it’s become cool?

Only time will tell. .To that, I raise a glass. It has coffee in it.

Stress and Duress

Week Four, here we go. It’s a Monday, and that’s my fin day. Apparently it’a also the day I ate too much garlic.

Garlic is a thing so horrible for me, that I avoid it like good hipsterd do wheat and wheat by-products. The time’s I’ve been Garlic Bombed have been so personally scarring to me that I remember each one as if it were yesterday.

Forget yesterday, might it be tomorrow?

Who to blame? The mother of all chaos. The evil one. My favorite.

Her name is Rock. She rocks. And her soup might roll me.

Might being the operative word. I might explode with garlic badness. I might simply go “bleh”

My probiotics might kick in. antioxidants. Do I remember antioxidants?

Welp, I might… REAL SOON

Poor Zita. It could be a long time until morning.

Once upon a time a man found profit from an unlikely wager. The end.

Once upon a time, there was a hat. It fit on a cat and then mayhem occurred. The end.

Once upon a time there was a boy named Sam. He didn’t enjoy taking risks. The end.
Once upon a time a lot of things happened when I was waiting for a bus. The end.

Once upon a time plans to end cultural differences led to confusion. The end

Once upon a time there was a food fight. The end.

Once upon a time a turtle was delusional. The end

Once upon a time an elephant made a friend the end.

Once upon a time you were at a point where anything is possible. The end

Once upon a time profits superseded environmentalism. The end

Once upon a time a terrorist had a change of heart. The e

Once upon a time, I had five minutes to blog

The end.

Something new, for you.

Hello, Friend.

You are the only one.

How does that feel, to know you’re alone reading this?

It makes me feel not alone, floating as I am, in this void.

Others may know, and not care. Others may care, and not know.

You do both.

And So… My writing will change for you. Heisenberg demands it.

I should warn you. This is a temporal project. It may end abruptly.

It often ends abrup

Just kidding. See you on the other side.