Good Morning!
It is deceptively cold inside today, a marvel of modern technology.
You think, " I'm not made of ice cream, I can wear my woolen suit to work!"
They find you after lunch, a puddle in your penny loafers.
I used to have it figured out. loose jeans, heavy shirt - protected from the sun and a breeze would work like air conditioning.
Well friends, not in Toronto - there's no breeze so all that extra cloth is nothing but sponge.
While sponge is rarely pleasant to wear, some times it's a necessity.
It's awkward to get your hands dirty in linin. It's silly to get sloppy in silk.
So I have a new plan.
Double sized shoes - with actual sponge inside!
As you are on this side of my brain, I don't have to tell you, "No, they're not orthotics."
After lunch, I pay a guy $20 to enter my office, throw the sponges in the fridge for a couple minutes and then squeeze me out back into my penny loafers.
I need to re-think the financials on this one... once they left me in the fridge, and ever since my assets have been frozen.
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