Good Morning, World.
I woke up today trying to mash together the songs “The Time warp” and “old MacDonald Had a Farm.” This was ultimately less successful than a couple of weeks ago when I realized you could sing “Sweet Transvestite” to the tune of “Sympathy for the Devil” and vice versa.
No, I don’t know what my deal is with Rocky Horror.
In other news, Today marks the Day-na-versery (Dana-versary?) of moving out of the Hancock tower.
My friends, you can tell it’s an exciting news week here at Fox Ques.
United States possibly invading Mexico?
Flooding in North Dakota?
Change in the location of an international gathering because they wouldn’t let the Dali Llama in?*
Piffle.
Fox Ques cares about Things that Matter to You!
Please stay tuned as our internet correspondent JumpinJoe64 reports about spring training in Ft. Meyers, FL – live and lifted from ESPN.com
Take it away Jj64!
*Fox Ques can’t remember if it’s a rugby, soccer, cricket, or world peace gathering, and can’t be bothered to look it up anyway, because he’s a true modern internet journalist.
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