Friday, July 25, 2008

First Thing on My Mind

Good Morning, Friends,

I see a red door and I want to paint it black, because it’s reasonable to do so. You can’t go off having a second empire-type house black as burned ravens with a red door. It looks at the very least like a gate to Hell, or a very angry monster. Scares off the neighbors, you know. Not that they were all that brave to begin with. It was foolishness, they thought to eachselves, why would anybody want to buy a house strait from the Addams Family? Well, I’m here to tell you that aside from a thing or two festering in the attic – this house has it all, including a whirlpool acid bath! What more can a guy ask for? Another bucket of black paint, I suppose.

And a chili dog. Can’t ever have enough chili dogs.

Woofles!

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